Chopsticks

I recently went to a sushi-restaurant for the first time and had to learn the ancient black-magic technique of holding chopsticks.

I'm still not able to eat noodle-soup with these chopstick-things and I'm really convinced that ancient japanese magic - you've seen movies - is required to tame and control the fluids. If you don't feel your soul passing through your hands while eating, you're not doing it right!