The Cable's Watch oath: 'Cables tangle, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no USB, hold no Thunderbolt, father no children. I shall wear no VR and win no competetive. I shall live and die at my facebook-post. I am the Ethernet in the darkness. I am the watcher on the LAN. I am the shield that guards the sensetive files. I pledge my life and honor to the Cable's Watch, for this tangle and all the tangles to come.'

Knight of the Cable's Watch

10 Apr 17

I've got pretty sophisticated cable management